As many of you know, I find it hard to pay attention to things.
So at the Chicago airport, I was just sitting happily by myself, at gate k12, waiting for the plane to come. After a long while, I checked my watch. And I was supposed to board a half hour ago. Frantically, I ran for the desk, and begged for mercy. Calmly, they responded that I was at the wrong gate, and my flight had been delayed. In hindsight, I should have noticed the ~35 elders wearing their suits in the terminal across the hall. But everything worked out, and I'm typing mostly happily here in England. I'd be all the way happy, but the keyboards are weird. The keys are in all the wrong places, like where the left shift key was (rectangle), there are two square buttons: "\" and the shift key, so I keep on typing I like \i, and I have to go back and correct it. Also, finding the ", @, and ~ keys were a chore, since they were scattered around the keyboard.
So my mission has officially started, me being badged and all.
My P-days, the days I get off, are on Wednesdays, so you'll all be hearin from me in a week or so. Until then! :D
>If you want to unsuscribe from these emails, just reply with a message, with STOP in the subject line. Otherwise, enjoy getting an email once a week for the next two years! :D
So at the Chicago airport, I was just sitting happily by myself, at gate k12, waiting for the plane to come. After a long while, I checked my watch. And I was supposed to board a half hour ago. Frantically, I ran for the desk, and begged for mercy. Calmly, they responded that I was at the wrong gate, and my flight had been delayed. In hindsight, I should have noticed the ~35 elders wearing their suits in the terminal across the hall. But everything worked out, and I'm typing mostly happily here in England. I'd be all the way happy, but the keyboards are weird. The keys are in all the wrong places, like where the left shift key was (rectangle), there are two square buttons: "\" and the shift key, so I keep on typing I like \i, and I have to go back and correct it. Also, finding the ", @, and ~ keys were a chore, since they were scattered around the keyboard.
So my mission has officially started, me being badged and all.
My P-days, the days I get off, are on Wednesdays, so you'll all be hearin from me in a week or so. Until then! :D
>If you want to unsuscribe from these emails, just reply with a message, with STOP in the subject line. Otherwise, enjoy getting an email once a week for the next two years! :D
– Elder William Kevin Black
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